Cat Logic

“If I fits then I sits,” says the cat. “This is true.”
“But if I don’t fit, well I’ll just sit there, too.”

If there’s a box filled with stuff, best remove it.
A cat in the box is always an improvement.

How ‘bout the sink? Or your bathtub? Your bed?
Thought you would sleep there? I’ll sleep there, instead.

And if I should happen to notice your lap.
I’ll just claim it as mine, and take a nice nap.